Obfuscater.net: One Day (obfuscater)
One day I will be king,
And have lots of pretty things,
Like crowns and thrones and palaces,
And one hundred diamond rings.
One day Iíll be an explorer,
And catch wild tigers for fun,
And take fat people on safari,
And watch them sweating in the sun.
One day Iíll be extremely rich,
And eat caviar with honey,
And have a wife much younger than me,
Who loves me for my money.
One day Iíll be a grown-up,
And do anything I choose,
Iíll go to dinner parties,
And spend two weeksí wages on shoes.
But while Iím still a child,
And Iím told how to look and dress,
I think Iíll just wait patiently,
And settle for happiness.