Bachelor Pad
Bachelor Pad
I've got spiders in my bathtub
And rats within my walls
Which scratch and gnaw throughout the night
As, sleeping, my skin crawls.
I've got a silent TV set
And voices in my head,
One pillow in a two-room house,
But at least I've got a bed.
I've got cardboard for furniture,
I've got plastic for cash,
I've got bitterness for memories,
And two rooms full of trash.
I've got no more ambition
So I don't know what to do,
But come what may I'llsmile and say
'At least I don't have you'.